Marvin was depressed. He was nearly always depressed now. A dark blue luggage bag that had severally aged in the last 5 weeks due to the hardship of travelling.
'Look what you've put me through Shannon!' He sighs. Such a drama queen(or king?) that Marvin. Oh yes Shannon remembered him in his glory days a bright dark blue (yes even dark can be bright when its that new!) and the zip made a satisfyingly sound whenever opened or closed. The wheels rolled so smoothly and evenly that onlookers were envious of Marvin's bodacious rolling body. Needless to say, that was some time ago now...

'I am a push over. You just push me around and make me go wherever you please! What about my rights? What if I don't want to go to Spain or whatever?'
'Now Marvin..' Shannon began. She pittied her maniac depressive suitcase but she also had other things on her mind, like what she was going to eat for lunch for example.
'Marvin, you are not a push over, you are more of a fall over. You can't stand on your own for more than one minute without toppling over! You'd hate to admit it Marvin but you need me..'

'Oh don't start on the whole 'I neeed you.' crap! It is you who shoves me full of your dirty clothes and forces me down and up cobbled streets, dirty underground tubes and pressures me into scary dangerous situations. Like the time I got stuck in that train doorway!'

Shannon looked at her fingernails. This was starting to get rather boring but even though she hated this ageing complaining creature she also loved it dearly for it kept all things together. Shannon suddenly started humming love will tear us apart by joy division.

'I want to die.' Marvin crowed.
'Not yet Marvin, maybe in another two weeks ok? Now lets sew that hole in you and try and keep you alive.'

And with that the two went marching off into the sunset.. Ok maybe not, this was London so it was 5pm and pitch black already. To be culturally sensitive Shannon marched and Marvin rolled, toppilling over every few seconds into the dark dark night (there were no stars to defy.)

The end... cue black eyed peas tonights gunna be a good night..